“Like yeah I’m going with a v v basic answer, but damn dude, vanilla is the base flavour in ice creams for a reason. Him in the yellow sweater?? The hair?? The vibe of general comfort he radiates?? Pretty. Dustin and his friendship showing his ability to be empathetic to people he doesn’t relate to as much showing his character growth from being a douche?? Pretty. Like ik i could argue that el and Mike and will and robin and Dustin and Lucas and Max and Eddie are all very pretty with wonderful characters and such, but the first instinct has gotta be steve.”
vs
“I’m gay I’m so fucking gay and I’ve been in love with Winona Ryder since I saw Heathers in 2009 and honestly Joyce Byers is her achieving max MILF. I’m begging you Joyce is so attractive to me I accidentally outed myself to my mother when Stranger Things first started airing (it was fine). If I woke up tomorrow in the Stranger Things universe I would attack Hopper on sight like a territorial guard dog more out of devotion to Joyce than ACAB, like a 75%-25% thing. I’m very normal I promise I’m so normal it’s just 3 am. This is easily the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever written for another person to read.”
ppl who werent changed forever by youre gonna go far kid by the offspring when they were like 11 and insanely impressionable you just cant understand me
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good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove……
the panties hit the floor
you know it brother
Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect
when a mutual posts a poll you know nothing about, but they say “orangutan johnson my beloved, orangutan johnson sweep!!!!” you vote for orangutan johhnson. it’s called loyalty.
ALT
